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Where do you live?
in a house in the suburbs
in an apartment complex
in a rural area
downtown, living in style
in the bad part of town

How often do you perform manual labor?
daily
often
sometimes
rarely
never

On a plane, where do you usually sit?
coach class
business class
first class
it varies each flight
I never fly

How do most people drive?
too slow
too fast
like maniacs
about right
I don't usually notice

Where do you feel most comfortable?
at home
at work
in church
in a bar
on the Internet

How much money do you make per year?
less than $10,000
$10,000 - $25,000
$25,000 - $50,000
$50,000 - $100,000
over $100,000

Are you a member of a private club?
none that I can think of
one or two
three or more
I started one
I don't like them

How good looking are you?
very good looking
above average
average
below average
scary looking

How often do you turn down potential dates?
never
rarely
sometimes
frequently
constantly

How often do you attend religious services?
more than once a week
almost every week
every month or two
only on major holidays
never

What was the best decade?
the 1920s
the 1950s
the 1970s
the 1980s
the present

How do you feel about immigration?
open the borders!
should be less strict
it's working fine
should be more strict
close the borders!

Do we need more laws or fewer laws?
definitely more
more
about the same
fewer
definitely fewer

Which is more important, intellect or piety?
definitely intellect
intellect
about equal
piety
definitely piety

Which is more important, security or liberty?
definitely security
security
about equal
liberty
definitely liberty

What is the best source for morals?
parents
the church
friends
the government
personal experience

What is the worst type of sin?
dishonesty
malice
envy
intolerance
conformity

Who goes to Heaven when they die?
most people
about half of the population
only people of the one true faith
only the most holy people
no one

What happens to sinners?
they go to Hell
nothing
they can be forgiven
they enjoy life more
I'm not sure

Where are you headed when you die?
Heaven
Hell
Purgatory
wherever God decides
nowhere


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